Worst valentine ever
Apparently some sadistic freak in Aliquippa has been harassing his girlfriend. For his latest trick, he left her a box sweetly wrapped in red and pink. Inside? The severed head of a kitten. Oh, and in...
View ArticleThank goodness this photo was not taken two seconds later
because the trunks on the guy on the right look like they are headed south. These guys, who take a swim on Groundhog Day, are called the “Drowned Hogs” and are the antidote for those who think that...
View ArticleHappy Valentine’s video
Behold as Duckie lip-sync serenades Andie to Otis Redding. A true declaration of love, 1980s-style, from Pretty in Pink.
View ArticleToo hot, too hot baby
Ladies, we’ve all been there. A kiss leads to another kiss and another and then before you know it, you’ve had another hot night. Great! But maybe not so great. Maybe things got hot and heavy and …...
View ArticleUnhappy Valentine’s video
Casablanca: Ilsa’s come and left. It’s after closing; Sam tries to get Rick to go home. But Rick’s the loneliest guy in the world, and he’ll sit in the dark with his whiskey and broken heart as long as...
View ArticleA happier view of relationships?
Set during the Christmas and not Valentine season, but apropos of the news that liquor stores closed early today, I thought of Nick and Nora and martinis. (I always preferred them to Rick and Ilsa.)
View Article7/7/07 = Party Time
Do you have your plans set for July 7? I’m planning a bachelorette party for that night (and no, this is not an open invitation). In my planning for said event I discovered that this night just so...
View ArticleFat Tuesday at work
I haven’t had anything from Oakmont in what seems like forever, but we’re celebrating today, even if it isn’t king cake.
View ArticleHappy Thanksgiving!
Our annual Thanksgiving tradition includes listening to DVE at noon when they play “Alice’s Restaurant,” but for all the ‘Burghers, here and exiled, happy Thanksgiving to you and your families:
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